corningstoned replied to your post:

YOU HAIR

ISNT IT HOT

birthday couture

birthday couture

this is my 21st birthday in a screenshot

this is my 21st birthday in a screenshot

rnints:

WHAT DO U MEAN U REBLOGGED MY SELFIE WITHOUT A TAG

wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

acehasfires replied to your post:

Remember when I drunk dialled you all freshman year

wait Rex is that you

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

deerstagram:

The “I had to get up early to go to work so I want to die” look

deerstagram:

The “I had to get up early to go to work so I want to die” look

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

so since it’s my 21st birthday my parents called me up and were like “please don’t drunk dial us tonight” and I was like “don’t worry I never think of you when I’m drunk. I mean. I don’t THINK I’ll think of you when I’m drunk. I wouldn’t know if I do or not. because I have no frame of reference.”

Anonymous; "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

THANKS BBY

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused